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You are on a path toward increasing your happiness and reducing your pain. Or are you?

Here you will find all of the answers you require for the maximization of your own happiness and splendor. 

The Steffen Family is pleased to share with you all of our secrets for success with money, love, health and happiness. 

About Us

We are an American family ruthlessly dedicated to the ideals of balance, competence, order and consensus. 

While we strive to elevate our family, friends, team and allies higher up on the mountain of mankind, we balance this effort by dedicating our time and talents to those who are unwilling or unable to participate in the system that allows us to thrive. 

Order & Tenacity

The harmony of all beings can best be maintained with the right balance of order and tenacity. 

We are striving toward creating this order, with a balanced moral compass that puts subjects after systems, created by subjects. 

Economics

The preservation and attainment of private property is the backbone of human safety, security, status and motivation.

We are the humble defenders of the only economic system that denies laziness of reward and rewards competence with freedom. 

Pain & Pleasure

Pain is the mot around your castle. Do you see the window? It's filled with your perfect mate. Brim, beautiful rooms with endless food, shelter, safety and security await your arrival. 

Pleasure is not what you seek, pain is. Pain is the eruption of a new baby into it's mother's arms. We help you find the pain that suits you best for what you want. Do you like pain right now? Don't worry, you will. 

Your Family

Has your family failed you?

At one time our family failed us. It dripped tiny bits of optimism that landed on waves of pessimism contained within seas of self-destruction. 

We started a new family ideal dedicated to dissolving of ideals. Where one cow grazes another follows. Follow us, and you will swim in the seas of optimism you crave. 

Our Mission & Vision

You are our mission and our vision is your best version of yourself. 

Fate has shined on our family and given us the ability to contribute to those who are farther down the tree of liberty. 

We strive to put you in the best position, physically and intellectually, to follow the rainbow of your abilities and achieve the gold of your greatest desires. 

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